lørdag den 16. januar 2010

Simon Cowell citater

Simon Cowell forlader American Idol - hvilket er en skam. Hans kommentarer er uundværlige - en mand der bruger sin ytringsfrihed, omend det er spørgsmålet om han ville turde, på det religiøse område?
Men her er i hvert fald en mand, som fornærmer på stribe. Uden at nogen i øvrigt vil skære halsen over ham af den grund, omend enkelte skuffede personer, der var så elendige, at de også fik det at vide, har ytret dødstrusler og trusler af anden karakter.

Her følger en række citater:

I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable.

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

That sounded like Stevie Wonder with a really bad cold.

You have just invented a new form of torture.

I’m tempted to ask if you sang that the night before your wife left you.

Simon Cowell: “Are you taking singing lessons?”
Auditionee: “Yes, I am.”
SC: “Who?”
A: “There was this lady up in Montana.”
SC: “Do you have a lawyer?”
A: No, I don’t have a lawyer.”
SC: “Get a lawyer and sue her.”


Men han fortsætter heldigvis den manglende pæne tone, andre steder.

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